How to get ahead in business

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Forget dressing for success, power lunches, or even sleeping with the boss to get ahead. The newest thing that’s gonna get you climbing the corporate ladder has come to me in an epiphany. It’s called a crapnap. It’s when you go into the bathroom and act as though you’re "using the facilities", but really you’re sleeping on the toilet with your pants down.

Go ahead. Go try it. Just see how fast people start talking.